why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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