somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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