How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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