Where did you get a picture of my penis
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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