My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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