im six kinds of drunk right now
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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