That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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