He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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