Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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