Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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