SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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