I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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