Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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