But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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