I have demons in me.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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