is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
3 2 1 whiskey
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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