My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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