Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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