I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
