Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
