my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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