so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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