Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
