I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
