im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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