brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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