That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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