SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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