Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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