I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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