Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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