why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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