are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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