This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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