i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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