are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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