Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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