Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
high people should be assigned attendants
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just want nice things and good sex
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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