Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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