Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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