he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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