when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
whose ass print is on the piano?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
