these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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