Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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