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Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I party with great urgency now.
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