Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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