just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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