You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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