1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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