who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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