Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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