It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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