you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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